Not literally looking for marriage...not unless you somehow manage to melt the ice around my cold, callous and very eccentric heart but I am looking for a geeky fwb for something regular where the F actually means something. You don't have to be the textbook definition who can perfectly recite Pi and has encyclopedic knowledge of the ins and outs of how the chakra system in Naruto works or something but someone I can jam with on the weekends with a good anime or game and whenever the mood strikes we fuck like rabbits in heat is the goal. As for why I'm looking for an fwb rather than a BF/GF for this, I've not been romantically interested in someone in some time and don't have the sociopathy required to trick someone into dating me for some easy sex. I love Nintendo, used to game on PC every so often but my PSU packed up and alternate expenses have made replacing the old girl very difficult. I do have an Xbox Series to make up for this though. Love anime and manga, mostly the former admittedly. Don't watch very much modern stuff these days but I do go back and watch some of the older vintage stuff every so often, would love to be introduced to a newer series or two by a fun partner though, especially if we're spooning while we watch.

I would prefer someone rather kinky, I do have some limits but I'd love to explore stuff like chastity, feminization (in the bedroom rather than permanent, that's your life decision to make) and I want to get more experience with prostate play. I don't mind whether you're skinny, average or large enough to asphyxiate while I devour your bodacious kaboose, I only ask that you're smooth where it matters, assuming you're not smooth all over or naturally so. Eating, making out and sucking tiddy aren't as fun when stray hairs keep getting in your mouth haha

So....yeah, if you're a weeb looking to get his Heaven's Pierced by my Drill or play some Smash Bros with a Bro who will Smash you afterwards, definitely get at me. Gimme your ASL and a brief description and I will reply with the same and we'll go from there.

Things that are a huge plus are smooth chubs with ample chests, people open to chastity/keyholding and if you have a switch that definitely opens the doors to some multiplayer options, maybe even some dares assigned to people who lose haha 😈