We've broken up the top half-ish of FBS into six conferences by uniform color, and we're going to be predicting each as if it's an actual conference, with astoundingly deep insights gleaned from our close conversations with every head coach in Division I (you can't prove this didn't happen) and original statistical analysis throughout (technically).

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Here's the first edition: THE RED CONFERENCE, featuring Alabama, Georgia, Minnesota, Mississippi State, NC State, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Stanford, Texas A&M, Utah, Washington State, and Wisconsin, all grouped into two divisions based on their differing hues.

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https://open.spotify.com/episode/5GQ0WF3irRB1x1ICwaCGsr

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Not every red team is in this conference! I kept these to only 12 teams each, so lots and lots of red teams either had to be slotted according to their secondary color (blue, yellow, etc) or simply didn't make the cut at all. There are way too fuckin many red teams! You'll see by the end who ended up where.

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How will we decide which team actually wins each conference and whether our predictions were right? We don't know yet! Maybe by computer rankings! Maybe by Eyeball Test, as determined by a fly (they have thousands of eyes)! We'll see about all that. If you have any ideas, by all means drop them in