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r/showerthoughs

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For the submissions that were either too good or didn't make the cut of r/showerthoughts. You decide!

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to r/showerthoughs by messyblob
5 months ago
Someone, at some point, had the best sex in the history of mankind so far.
to r/showerthoughs by marginalizedman71
4 months ago
Ketchup Chips are just Tomato Flavoured Potatoes
to r/showerthoughs by Deathman35
1 year ago
Kids are much more accepting of other people than adults are.
to r/showerthoughs by Deathman35
1 year ago
There are no fat people in Lazy Town
to r/showerthoughs by meshah
1 year ago
If space travel develops to a point where passengers need to be unconscious to travel, they probably won't be allowed to drive or operate heavy machinery for the following 24 hours.
to r/showerthoughs by floppyDiskERROR
1 year ago
Useless
to r/showerthoughs by AverageOnAGoodDay
1 year ago
At this point, I think doctors tell their patients that they will never be able to X again just to motivate them to do X again.
to r/showerthoughs by poopyheadwilson
3 weeks ago
Movies are called movies because they are a short name for moving pictures.
to r/showerthoughs by Subvet98
9 months ago
I often wonder if when I look back on 80s TV and music with such fond memories if it was really better or if it’s through rose colored glasses of a kid who didn’t have all the fears and concerns of an adult.
to r/showerthoughs by Crusader_with_Ligma
10 months ago
We call our sun The Sun, our moon The Moon but we don’t call our galaxy The Galaxy
to r/showerthoughs by RedHairThunderWonder
10 months ago
Our ability to instantly start making jokes about WWIII gives me a sense of relief due to the fact that it means that we, as a whole, believe things will be alright in the end and are able to joke about it now.
to r/showerthoughs by stoppmingyourtits
1 month ago
If you’re the universe experiencing itself, then every time you make love, you’re fucking yourself
to r/showerthoughs by suburbanite09
1 year ago
Why is it okay to buy dad tools for fathers day, but it's not okay to buy mom cleaning supplies for mothers day?
to r/showerthoughs by ponderpondering
11 months ago
If texting and driving really become a problem make everyone drive stick