One day, I was in my room beating off. It was one of the best sessions I ever had, when... suddenly... I heard it.

My mother was walking up the stairs, and she was coming to check on me.

Adrenaline flowed through my veins; what do I do? If she catches me, we'll never speak again. But if I stop, I'll get blue balls. And I hadn't let the bald man cry for 3 weeks, so that would be very painful!

As my testicles swelled and the creaking floorboards gradually grew louder, I decided I would try to finish before she got here. I had a tissue, if I just splooged into there and quickly did my trousers up, she wouldn't know!

I jacked it as fast as I could. I did my best to fantasise about the best porno's I'd watched and all my fetishes; inflation, vore, the lot.

The footsteps grew louder.

The mixture of fear was cutting off my sensitivity, and time was running out. I tried to make each stroke faster than the last to get it out but it only burned my pee pee.

Mother was at the top of the stairs now.

I was about to give up, I would just have to accept that I was going to have to deal with coconut balls until I can get privacy again, or someone kicks me in the nuts which just forces it out. But then it happened.

A single thought. A thought that did the trick.

The thought of a single, hardened, shaven...

Penis.

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KAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

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And thus the single most pleasant nut I had ever busted was born. Dopamine rushed through my entire body, a single smile across my face as I close my eyes and enjoy the moment.

I wipe away the mess at my junk and shove it into my pants as I do up my trousers. I did it.

But then I looked around me. It was everywhere. The ceiling, the floor, the fish tank. BUBBLES NO DON'T EAT THAT!!!

The door opened.