It was all a mistake, what happened to my dog. And everything that happened after was blown eayyyyyy out of proportion.

I was eating my dogs ass, and then my little sister bursts into the bedroom.

“Melinda, what the fuck, you need to learn to knock stupid ass ho”

Melinda abruptly replied with “ni🅱️🅱️a shut up brah 💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥💯🔥🔥🔥💯”

I didn’t know what to do, so I reached into my TV and grabbed a hand cannon from Fortnite(TM)

I shot my sister and left her to die and ran off into the haunted forest, I was found dead an hour later.

Fortnite Battle Royale, “Ever fucked your dog in the ass? With the new battlepass(TM) you can get free cosmetics and gear! And you get the free haunted forest map reskin! Only 99999.99!”