So, when I first started working at this dump called Home Depot, I was very bored at first. When nobody was looking, I'd climb the walls and jump over shelves. relly fun!!!!

But after the 3rd hour of working there, I met a fellow employee named Robot. Here's a pic of him from his tumblr. http://i.imgur.com/uGUlsHZ.jpg

Anyway, he like said that like the whole building is haunted!!!! I said "yeah, right! Gee, as if!" But he proved me wrong. Very very wrong.

Robot and I went to the back room, where only the employees and pot-head mexicans are allowed, and he showed me a spooky floating ghost in corner of room. I SHREIked!!!!! Then he said "shhh shhh or no nap time and pizza", so I shutted upz at dat moment.

Then he said "okay so like make sure like nobody finds me pet ghost okay?" N I say "okay, but wait, what is ghost's name!?!"

He said... Pupper.

So I kept pupper as a secret for WEEKS!!!! Then my boss, Pinky (here's a pic of her: http://i.imgur.com/tHaMLeb.jpg) told me I need to GO TO THE BACK ROOM!!!!

I screamed and sharted all over my new shorts. I went to visit pupper n told him "ok pupper go sleep now" he said "uh okeee" n went to sleep. THEN I WAS PUT ON NIGHT SHIFT!!!!!!!

Pupper was hungry that night and ate many woodchips during night shift. I LAUGHED and slapped his big soft butt of his he said "thankx". http://i.imgur.com/gOBgHay.jpg

So i said "yo mind if u like hide when Pinky returns tomorrow" he said "no" I say "y" he says "u say I stay here" I say "no i didnt" he say "i kill u" i say "nooo" yep

Got bored so the end