So today, I was shopping at wal-mart for supreme-pleasure condoms (flavored chocolate, of course) and couldn't help from hearing a loud, annoying, nasally voice from a distance away. I can make out the words "Manager" and "unacceptable". Curious of the annoying noises.

I turned out of the aisle I was in to see a 300-pound slobbeast at the returns center. She was in one of those handicapped motor-chairs, argueing about what seemed to be an at-least 25 year old microwave. She was yelling to the employees working there that it "was brand new" and that she wanted to return it for technical problems. When the employees argued that the microwave was way too old for its warrant, she exclaimed again that she wanted the manager.

The walmart manager walked out of the office to confront the annoying fat turd of human space.

She exclaimed "I NEED SPECIAL TREATMENT FOR MY UNNECESSARY PROBLEMS!!" and ate the manager. The end.