Previously on The Mysterious Murder Mystery:

Detective Lolthxm8 was hosting a ball in a palace in 1825 in Scottland. A fat gross neckbeard was murdered and everybody was like really shocked. Lolthxm8 and his bitchy wife Mrs.4hole were like totally screaming at each other n stuff. Now, here is Part 2 of the incredible series, The Mysterious Murder Mystery.

Detective lolthxm8 turned over to Adam and yelled at the top of his squeaker lungs, "EY' MATE, I TOL' YA TA' SHUT YA BLOODY MIC OFF YEAH SO SHO' OP!". Adam was like really pissed off at this point and cried.

"I WANNA GO FOKIN' HOME"

The amazing fat detective looked back at Adam and used spookystare to stop him from screaming any more cod insults.

"Ey' there's been a murder, so take off ya' baffies n send'em to the goo' old lake yeah?"

Nobody in the crowd knew what he said.

"Alrighty then. There's been a spooky murder upon us, dear bastart."

All of a sudden, an amazing 360 noscope came from the balcony above.

Everybody ran, except for 5 year old britishfeg who took him on with prestige skilz. He lost n deaded.

Every1 made it outside, except for the detective. He put on his mysterious fedora and exclaimed,

"Time to stop this hardscoper, m'lady".

He ran inside and epically failed. Everybody was relly sad.

The murderer got away, until one day he went to Detroit to live out his days selling mixtapes. WATCH UR WINDOWS$!!!!