SO INSTEAD OF CALLING THE COPS OR KEEPING MY OWN WEIRD MESSED UP SHINANIGANS TO MYSELF, I'M GOING TO COINCIDENTALLY POST MY SCARY EXPERIENCE ON A SCARY SUBREDDIT BECAUSE THIS EMERGENCY OF SPOOKY SNAKES & CALCIUM REQUIRES SOME UPVOTES TO GAIN BETTER REPUTATION WHILE IM AT IT RITE? NO WRONG!!!!! SO LIK I GET HOME FROM WORKING AT A PORN STUDIO CALLED LOLGETDILDO'DM8 (GAY PORN FTW) SO LIK YA OH YEA SO I GET HOME AND SPOOKY NSNAKE SLITHERING IN MY GARAGE. I TEL IT SHOO IT SAY "FOKOFF" N SLITHER INTO MY DOOR. I KILL IT TO DEATH N STAB IT WITH SPONGE. SPONGE = PCMASTERRACEVIRGINITY. ANYWAY, BACK TO STORY I MEAN REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE THAT IS WAY TOO INTENSE TO BE ON A SUBREDDIT AND RATHER JEWISH PROPAGANDA FOX NEWS, I KILL LE SAID SNAKE AND IT CUM BACK TO HAUNT ME FOR REST OF LIFE UNTIL I RECEIVE PROPER CALCIUM FROM RECOMMENDED DAIRY PRODCUCT FRUM MY DOCTOR, DOCTOR AUTIST. THEN I GO HOME N RECEIVE SPOOKY CALCIUM WUT DO I DO. HELP ME OR I WILL STICK DILDO UP MICHAEL ASS (TAT NOT GOOD BTW))) HELPPP1!!!!!