I hate Sekiro. It is such a bad game, uninspired garbage, actual slob. And I will prove it.

See, the thought came to me when playing Wukong. Its a really fun game, great visuals, really amazing chapter ending cutscenes, great music, just a great game over all with a lot of heart. The best part is the gameplay of course. The game has super smooth, tactical, fast combat. But after the second chapter I thought.. man, I am having so much fun. Too much fun. And just when I thought the game couldnt become a masterpiece BOOM, stealth section where your HP is halved and you have to balance over narrow paths while flying enemies knock you down. Amazing. Peak. Fantastic. I dont even fight enemies anymore, I just run past and hope to get through. This is what I love about Souls games. My favorite part of the Elden Ring DLC was the stealth where you couldnt use Torrent as well. Or in Dark Souls 3 when there were enemies in a confusing areas that also cut your HP short. Or super dark areas. Or reusing a bunch of different enemies and bosses that dont work together at all to make the game longer.

I love that stuff, my favorite part of any Souls like is when they put some dumbass gimmick into it, something where you think "How did anyone think this is a good idea?" it is SO fun.

But then.. ****sighhhh**** Sekiro. Nothing. No dumb puzzles, no super annoying platforming, no 10 minute runbacks, nothing that makes me question if the developers have brain damage. It's like they knew the best part of the game is the combat and its the thing you bought the game for and then just.. delivered on that? Its lame, its boring, why would they do this communist "quality over quantity" bullshit? Every time I play Sekiro I have a good time and I cant think of a single section where I am like "Uh no, not this one again.." nothing. The closest I can think of are the enemies that make Wolf older, but you can easily outrun them and kill them and the game actually has stealth mechanics so its not really annoying.

Sekiro is so awful. I am going to mastubate now.