As you may or may not know in the side bar was a link to send me hate mail because you didn't win the Shitty Ask Science Fair. I just wanted to share some of my favourite.

the_future_is_wild:

I'm an expert in quantum tunneling, but I'm pretty sure I've become stuck in the wrong part of the multiverse in which I don't know how to do any of the sciency stuff that I'm supposed to know how to do. I'm not really asking for an award, or anything... I just need your help finding other quantum tunneling experts that can help me to get back to my corner of the multiverse so I can continue with my very important science stuff.

I still kind of hate you, though...

Kornk:

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brettlaf:

I ran out of science can i borrow a cup?

professorwhat:

What am i doing i dont know how this works