Sigh…

I understand we’ve been over this countless times. While there has been some debate over wether or not it’s humane or constitutional to force a female into submitting her body to a regular/below average man, I admit I’m on the fence.

It might be appropriate instead for the state to compensate said females through regular monthly payments resembling a UBI program. In order to qualify for her basic monthly expenses met, she would have to ‘lend’ her body to an average male rated objectively on a scale from 0-10 - of which qualifying candidates would range between 0-5.5 (just right below average.) Hell, we could even compensate them more the lower they go.

But I digress, my gripe with this seemingly practical solution would be the resulting shortage of reddit mods that would ensue. Reddit being at the forefront of the internet and the backbone of all social media should hint to the importance a reddit moderator plays in your day-to-day life. Women complain about ‘unpaid labor’ relating to childcare when in reality they receive maternity leave. The real spotlight should shine on our Reddit moderators for combating disinformation, managing the quality of respective communities and memorizing all of the rules and guidelines, as well as the stress of reading every line that gets posted. Imagine they could be enjoying their time gaming or watching anime (which has been proven to increase mental health in lonely men by at least 250% according to a 10 year study conducted at Stanford University.)

Our economy has been swept by the digital age. We know this. Men need sex on a regular basis to remain productive (and reproductive) members of society. We know this. So how are we to navigate the resulting shortage of reddit mods when/if our concerted efforts of lobbying local governments for a state mandated girlfriend are finally enacted into law?

I propose that we strengthen the economy even further by requiring that Subreddit Moderators turn into a paid position with a fixed entry level salary of at least 65k.