Yes, I know you are busy, but I got some information in the mod mail which will impact all of your lives so I have decided to share it with you.

Reddit admins have done some analytics and they have decided that I am the best moderator ever in this subreddit and all of the other mods not only suck at moderating, but they don't even do it at all.

Whereas I do all of the heavy lifting to moderate this sub, which means sometimes I read a post and I am like, oh I want to say something here and I want to force everyone to read what I wrote first. So I have to click on the button that makes my post highlight and sticks it to the top.

And sometimes I see someone has been breaking the rules by writing a non-shitty post and this makes me very angry because I have decided to be angry about it cause I think it is funny, so I ban them.

And sometimes I have to come up with a post to put at the top of the subreddit, because I am bored and procrastinating. So I do that.

Have a shitty day!