/r/shittyTESlore Shitty Fanfiction Contest: The results are in!

Scoring was performed on a point system. If you put a fanfiction as your first choice, it received 3 points. Second choices received 2, and third choices received 1. Honorable mentions were scored separately. We had 23 recorded votes.

As it said in the rules:

Choosing the same fanfiction for multiple choices will invalidate your ballot.

If you chose the same fanfiction for multiple choices, your vote was thrown out. (Nice try, though).

The champions of /r/shittyteslore

Due to the ties, I changed the rewards a little. It was getting a little expensive, and everyone's a winner, right?

Congratulations to /u/OccupyTamriel for winning the competition, and becoming the Amaranth of /r/shittyteslore! You won a month of Reddit Gold and a $10 gift card to the retailer of your choice. Message me for details.

We had a tie for second place, between /u/errantgamer and /u/BEST_CHIMauthor. Congratulations for both achieving CHIM together and getting second place in the competition. You both won a month of Reddit Gold and $5 gift cards. Message me for details.

Not to be left out, /u/Rileyman360 and /u/-Valenza- tied for third place. Congratulations on mantling Crassius Curio! You each won Reddit Gold.

Honorable mentions

Note: Does not include fanfictions that placed in the top three above

Honorable mentions win a month of Reddit Gold each.

Not Safe For Mundus Award: /u/AzraelDomonov, with The Lusty Bethesda Gamedev (oh god, why)

360 Noscope Award: /u/Mr_Flippers, with Maiq Bal and Sermon 14

Epic Rap Battles of Tamriel Award: /u/dipakkk, with The tale of Crassius Curio and his contribution in destroying Morrowind

The best responses in the "Explain why" box:

• "Gimme dem votes, golden boy!"
• "I voted for OT because if I didn't he would castrate me."
• "Sotha Sil's Last Words' has the amazing distinction of being the only shitfic to make me giggle that did not include a highly detailed scene of anal plundering."
• "I CHIMmed to Rileyman's fic."
• "I would have picked Mr. Flippers (pretty cool guy, eh turns the divines into kitty and doesn't afraid of anything), but OccupyTamriel hired Zenimax studios to go to my house and burn my books"
• "'The Ballad of Fargoth and Arrile' will be sung for generations to come, and I don't want to be on the wrong side of lyrical history."
• "Dipakk is my n'wah."
• "SAAAAVVEE MEEE!!! Muh OPRESSION!"
• This

All submitted fanfiction (26 entries)

Thank you all for participating in this horrible abomination of Elder Scrolls fanfiction. This was a lot of fun.