Introducing the /r/shittyTESlore Shitty Fanfiction Contest!

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The original post had trouble getting through the Dreamsleeve. Reposted.

Do you think that you can write the shittiest fanfiction in Tamriel?

Clarifications

Voting thread will be posted the night of April 14. Voting will be given an extra day.

The Google Doc has been deleted. Just submit threads! Voting will be done all at once, and will not based on the upvotes/downvotes that your submissions receive.

Submissions must be of reasonable length.

Rewards have been slightly changed. I don't want to be responsible for people's shipping addresses. Each subgradient tier now just has gift cards.

Overview

Is there a character that you’ve always wanted to see defiled (violently) by Molag Bal?

Do you have Extremely Creative And Unique™ ideas for killing Fargoth that you want to share with the world?

Is the Lusty Argonian Maid “too casual” for you?

Were you disappointed at the lack of Tunnel Snakes, cliffracers, or guns in Skyrim?

Have you ever wanted to write really awful TES fanfiction?

If you answered “yes” to any of the above, this might be the contest for you!

Subgradients (prizes for top 3)

Tier 1: Amaranth

You have the power to escape from the Godhead’s dream and create a new world.

• $10 (or rough equivalent) gift card to the retailer of your choice
• One month of Reddit Gold

Tier 2: CHIM

You have realized that you live in a story, and managed not to zero-sum in the process. Also, your muatra is probably the largest.

• $5 (or rough equivalent) gift card to the retailer of your choice
• One month of Reddit Gold

Tier 3: Mantling

Instead of reaching the starry heavens by violence, you’ve reached it by horrifying your entire audience. And you probably mantled someone in the process. (I don’t know. You choose who.)

• One month of Reddit Gold

Rules (don’t be a Fargoth)

• You can write multiple things (the more lulz, the better) but can enter one for judging. There will be a thread up for entering the one you want judged. Take credit for all of your work.

• You are free to campaign for why the masses should choose your crappy fanfiction.

• Have fun and write some really shitty fanfiction.

• All fanfiction has to be long enough to be readable. No one-sentence fanfictions.

Dates

• Writing: April 7 @ 5:00 UTC to April 12 @ 5:00 UTC
• Judging (top 3 voted win): April 12 @ 5:00 UTC to April 20 @ 5:00 UTC