- ✨ God is Carl Jung, Virgin mary is Isabel Myers, Jesus is Peter Briggs Myers and the official disciples are every certified MBTI practitioner ✨

- 💖 Life is just one long type-me post, and when you die you see your results in the form of bright, rainbow flashing four letters and an unending personality report, reliving your life's moments and exactly what cognitive functions you were using in that second 💖

- 😳 Every leap year at 4:20am you have to make a blood sacrifice to Carl Jung by 3D printing the 16 personalities characters and forming a circle with them, and while standing in the middle chant what you think your MBTI type is at the top of your lungs for 2 hours straight and if you're lucky he'll type you in the form of your true cognitive function stack scratched onto your ass cheek 😳

🔥 (Minor edit by your local ESFx): - Similar to The Good Place, you get positive points for being good ans negative points for being bad. If you were good you get reincarnated as a Sensing type and are rewarded with an easy, fulfilling and fun life, and if you were bad you get reincarnated as an iNt*itive and always smell like a dirty toilet bowl 🔥

- 😍 If you become a Certified MBTI Practioner and type over 150 people *ACCURATELY,* upon your death you will ascend into EISNFTJP Godhood and sit at the right hand of Carl Jung himself in Personality Heaven 😍