🏆 1. Thinking-dominants 🤖🤔

T doms are by far the most accurate when it comes to aiming. Dominant thinking, especially the dominant Te of an ESTJ, will literally stand in front of the toilet for half an hour AND WILL NOT SLEEP, EAT, REST, OR PISS until they get the EXACT trajectory that allows them to unload directly into the dead center of the toilet/urinal down to the DECIMAL. That stick you see in their pants is not up their ass contrary to popular belief. Instead, it is a RULER used to measure their dong, the diameter and circumstance of the toilet, and the distance of the trail from their junk to the bowl. A good way to tell a Te dom and a Ti dom apart using this flawless method is the Te dom will always aim for the center, and the Ti dom will always aim for the side because their inferior Fe is too scared that other people will hear the splashing. They both are so presice, the universe collapses into itself on the very epicenter of the shitter and sometimes the toilet will even explode. So if your ever wondering why you walked in on a flaming toilet, it's most likely not the fault of an ESTP who accidentally dropped their mixtape in there while getting wasted.

Sensing-dominants 🔥💁‍♀️

S doms are not as accurate as T doms, but they're still doing fine. They don't daydream or fantasize about being accurate, they actually walk into the physical, concrete, tangible and real bathroom and be accurate. They're very aware about the realities of the situation, they understand where the toilet is located, they understand where they are aiming, and they have a good sense of where they should actually point the wiener so that it doesn't go all over the floor. ISxJs especially, will typically spend up to 1-2 hours cleaning the area in and around the toilet if any drops go astray, making them sometimes look as accurate as T doms, but they don't quite have the same toilet transcending the 8th dimension effect. ESxPs usually just leave it there, but it's fine because it's normally not that bad, unless they're tripping of course.

Feeling-dominants 🥰✨

If you walk up to the toilet and think "oh shit, what happened here," but some still did make it in, there's a 100.00% chance that it was an F dom. Even though their thinking functions are pretty bad, they still have their S/N in the middle of their stack so it won't be completely off, since their sensing can't go below tertiary. Fe doms walk into the bathroom in groups no smaller than 30, so that'll make it glaringly obvious if you're ever wondering what kind of F dom you're dealing with. With these types, the bathroom is rarely used for shitting purposes. Instead, lavish cocktail parties and talk shows are hosted within the facility and they can spend up to 8 hours mingling and connecting with each other's emotions. On the rare occasion that they do use the bathroom for its intended purpose, they're most likely ranting about their ex extremely angrily while trying to aim so there can be a lot of wild and unpredictable splashes, but they typically keep it on track for the most part especially if they're a sensing type. Fi doms will walk in alone and their aim will depend on how hard they're crying. With them, sometimes the nasty liquid everywhere isn't piss, it's tears.

Intuitive-dominants 🔮💩

N-doms, assuming they haven't gone in their pants already, by far have the WORST aim anybody could ever think of. People who are not these types struggle to understand their thought process and typically wonder if they attempted to face the OPPOSITE direction of the toilet and thought their piss would bounce back. If you ever walk into the stall and see crystal clear toilet water and a spotless toilet but there's piss and shit EVERYWHERE including the ceiling, you can rest assured that was done by an intuitive-dominant. My deepest condolences if you ever get a janitor position and have to clean up after one of these. Who even knows what they were daydreaming about at the time, I mean it's ridiculous how they manage to get bits and pieces of their load all over every unlikely location imaginable, and miss the entire freaking toilet 100%. Edit: leaked photo of N-dom aiming

Each type, ranked individually:

• ESTJ

• ISTP

• ENTJ

• INTP

• ISTJ

• ISFJ

• ESFP

• ESTP

• ISFP

• INFP

• ESFJ

• ENFJ

• INFJ

• INTJ

• ENTP

• ENFP