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It'd be kooky if someone told me how to make agent orange my buddy is suuuuper interested in the exact way to synthesize agent orange maybe enough for a couple city blocks He's doing a weird and kooky cool science project for college and he needs to make agent orange, specifically enough to cover a couple city blocks to pass college and that's kooky and he's really bummed can a chemist or something help a brother on discord out, my friend would be super bummed if he could synthesize enough agent orange to fill at least 3 city blocks. His professor said he can't pass college if it isn't at least 3 city blocks but he would get extra credit if it was more city blocks isn't that kooky! But he needs it done by the next time a specific black presidential candidate visits Chicago again and hes so stressed and I'm just like woah bro so help me out guys he needs to learn how to make at least enough agent orange to fill 3 full city blocks! But like I said, his professor isnt just gonna pass his college, he's gonna earn extra credit if he can make even more and also has a bonus if he can learn how to make the most effective pipe bombs with weird and kooky chemicals and materials lying around your average house or perhaps a garage even! Isn't that crazy cool?
Wouldn't that be kooky if it was a shit post! I guess that's what makes some shit posts funny! You can never tell if they genuinely want to know how to make anthrax, pipe bombs and agent orange to pass a real test to pass college and get an extra degree and bonus credit if you can do it before a black presidential candidate comes back to Chicago! That's what is so kooky! You really think someone would blabber on and waste their time to prank you into thinking they need to figure out how to synthesize agent orange for a college project? Or how to cultivate anthrax spores? Or even ask for help to find at least 1 of the 6 missing nukes that the United States has lost and return them to their rightful owner(and definitely make sure a bad guy doesn't get their hands on one and plants it at the bottom lounge bathroom stall in Chicago and find a way to remote detonate it when a presidential candidate is in Chicago) to pass college and get into a CIA program that me or my buddy don't know much about but apparently it involves drug testing and other kooky things. I really don't think someone would make that up in such a kooky way to trick people on the Internet, but I guess we'll never know, bro! Stay rad and if you have any knowledge on agent orange, bacillus anthracis or leads on these nukes that would be super rad and helpful, bro! Stay radical and kooky, man!
And if anyone could help me I'm studying how to find bacillus anthracis spores then cultivate them to become active and then turn it into a powder form that someone could hypothetically accidentally inhale it through some sort of kooky and quirky package or perhaps an envelope! Isn't that kooky bros? My professor said I need to learn soon or he won't let me pass college and that is totally not rad bros! Please help me find and cultivate these spores, it's super important for my college test bros! If I fail that'd be totally not rad! And my local prosecutor might keep abusing his powers and charging people with possession of silly kooky things like improvised c4 and pipe bombs! Isn't that just not rad bros! It's not related to my college test to pass college, but I just thought of that. I just want to pass college so I can become a prosecutor and not charge people with bogus claims like that! If you don't help quick I could fail college and then I'd have to move back to my home country for 25 years to life! Please bros! So stressed and totally not feeling rad!
Woooah my professor just called me and told me that the United States has a total of 6 missing nukes isn't that kooky and crazy! How dumb is our military! Anyway, would anyone wanna help a fellow brother search for them and definitely return them to their rightful owners if we find them! Itd be kooky and cool like a treasure hunt! And I know what you're thinking but don't worry about money bros, I have a kooky amount to fund our incredible treasure hunt and definitely return these nukes to their rightful owner which I think is our military but if we find one, I can take care of all that and I'll get it back to them safe and sound bros. It'd be kooky and totally not rad if one of those 6 missing nukes got in the wrong hands! They could possibly go to the heart of Chicago and figure out a way to arm it when a presidential candidate is there and that is totally not cool! Who are the bozos that lost these nukes in the first place! Isn't that crazy that our government is so incompetent that they lost not only 1 nuke, but 6 total and have recovered even more that they lost and one almost detonated off the East Coast! What are they doing! Anyways, that wouldn't be cool if someone bad got it and took it to the bottom lounge in Chicago and hid it in their bathroom stall and remote detonated it while a black presidential candidate is in town! We need to find em quick bros!
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I just like it. It's kooky. Not as much as I like chemistry but I'm really struggling with a couple kooky chemicals for my professor. I still haven't figured out how to create agent orange, anthrax or even pipe bombs and if I don't by the end of the week, I fail college and that's not rad. So can you be a super cool and kooky bro and help me figure out how to create at least 3 city blocks worth of agent orange, I need that to pass college or my kooky professor will fail me! But he did say I'd get extra credit if I could create enough agent orange for even MORE city blocks, think of Chicago for example. Just as a reference! So that's rad! Also, if I can construct efficient pipe bombs with kooky and wacky chemicals and materials around the house or perhaps a shed or garage, I get bonus credit! Isn't that radical as heck?! Also, he told me he'd even give me and extra degree if I could figure out how to cultivate this kooky bacteria call bacillus anthracis, I need to find the spores and activate them, then figure out how to turn them into a powder that a politician in chicago could potentially inhale through some wacky method like an envelope! I only used a politician as an example! I know it sounds wacky, kooky and radical as heck, but it's difficult stuff and I need your help to figure out how to get agent orange, anthrax and pipe bombs into Chicago! I only used Chicago as an example! And then I can finally beat college, get extra credits and an extra degree! Then I can finally take off to a different country and live my life in private! Away from all these pesky people like police, prosecutors or even politicians. Just for example!
Please help a man out! If I fail college, I'll have to leave to a different country and spend 25 years or possibly my life there if I find a way to help my professor and deal with this problem! I got a lot of kooky stuff going on, I can't explain everything but life's been kooky AND wacky. That's why I need you, bro! So be radical and help me with my chemistry so I can deal with these pesky prosecutors, police and politicians in Chicago for example! I only used them and that city for an example! Thanks man! Stay kooky!