I (31F) just had to break up with my FWB and looking for a replacement ASAP! I'm on sabbatical so I have plenty of time to find someone who is okay with me coming over every once and a while.
I'm looking for someone who wants to cuddle and eat snacks in bed while watching basically anything and pausing to make out and fuck a bunch.
Big points to you if you like to smoke weed, have the criterion app, you want to go down on me for hours, and want to have a more committed--although casual relationship. Basically I'm looking for "third place" material here.
Ultimately this is about compatibility, comfort, and fun first--- then sex.
I like nerds, but I need you do able to talk about something other than nerd shit. I do not like introverts. I don't want to pull conversation out of you. I love all sorts of movies, I need to watch more horror and classics so if you're down I'm down.
BEFORE YOU RESPOND PLEASE KEEP IN MIND:
Please be able to host 90% of the time. I have a nesting partner so I can't host most of the time but I'm able to carve out some time sometimes. No, hotels do not count. I would like to go to your home. This is a safety and comfort boundary that is 100% a deal breaker
SF, Berkeley, Emeryville only. If you live far from Oakland PLEASE DONT RESPOND ( Ie. San Jose, Sunnyvale, San Mateo, Orinda, Lafeyette, San Leandro, Hayward, Fremont, Redwood City, San Bruno--basically anything on the caltrain line besides SF) I'm sorry you are too far. I don't want to travel to get laid on a weekly basis. Don't try to offer a hotel, rides, or ubers. Your Boonie Brethren hath also tried and failed. This is a compatibility and spontaneity thing, just please don't.
Please no people under the age of 25. I will ask you how old you are.
No I don't want to be in your threesome
If you live out of town, no, I don't want to be your sexting buddy.
To help me weed people out it would be super helpful if you just say your age, where you live/district, and a picture of you're comfortable sharing.
Thanks!
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