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Are you 6' , fit, disease free?
Want to hang out, rub my sore af muscles (I am happy to reciprocate & give intoxicatingly good head massages), mayyyybe more if we vibe?
Please continue reading.......

Tomorrow Sun 2/26 ~5pm I'll be leaving a HIIT workout in desperate need of fulfilling one of the following two scenarios, please help me ^{:fingers crossed:}

Option A: you me your hot tub or very large jetted bath tub
OR
Option B: we go to the Archimedes Banya in the Bayview

You must be:

• fit-as in *muscular* (not fit-skinny-healthy-ish) legitimately 6' or taller fairly clean cut head of hair (well trimmed beard okay, bald okay, long hair-thanks, but no thanks)
• 420 friendly, and/or up for a drink, and/or fine to be in company who indulges
• able to carry a conversation and laugh about the unfun parts of life
• in agreement that insulin should be free

If you're game and think you can hanggg please send me a message with photos:

• at least 1 SFW photo
• at least 1 photo of your fit bod :p
• if & only if you have a pic comparing your dick to something like a coke or sunscreen bottle-sure why not

Plus the following details in a matching numbered list:

1. Option A or B (if B, tell me if you have been before)
2. a little about you
3. v high level what you do to stay in shape
4. your favorite post-workout quick meal that isn't a protein smoothie
5. most recent clear lab work

Why?
Last year I recovered from left foot surgery (requiring 3 weeks no walking) only to 6 months to the day later end up with a right foot 3-bone break (requiring 6 weeks no walking) (yes, they were just rando freak, stupid accidents, no I'm not psrticularly accident prone otherwise, just extra lucky & the Universe loves to dish out lessons). After HELLA physical therapy (talkin' 2x/week for 1 year straight), I have finally (fiiiinnnaallllyyyyyy!!!! :celebrates:) gotten back to walking 12k steps per day plus at least one HIIT or pole class every day, maybe even yoga, too.

Suffice to say, my muscles are KILLING me.
My usual remedy is hot tub at my bestie's followed by foot reflexology massage, but bestie is out of town and I was recently part of one of the many start up implosions that entirely blindsided our entire seed-stage "small but mighty" (and all the other buzz words you can throw in) team so suffice to say I'm pinching my pennies.

About me (details, details :p)
Reviews from recent encounters: "a fun time I wish never had to end", "your photos are cute, but you're even hotter in real life", "our sex was porn-star hot" (he's right, it was)
Life mantras include 'now is now' 'leave it better than I found it' other buddhist things, mixed with yolo idgafos 'fuck it, let's do it'
I can talk bio/med/health/fin/bleeding edge/etc-tech and/or startup stuff 5ever if we wanna, but absolutely do not need to; do not desire so much to talk pop culture or hollywood/movie/blah blah ... I'm sure we can find a happy middle ground - (live) music? food? travel?
love languages=physical touch, affirming words, quality time
I have long distance lovers of varying depths thus my need to tap R4R for a massage; keep having excellent luck hitting it off with out of towners (who keep coming/cumming back for more), but leave me lonely too often in this silly city...
I love all cute, fluffy and not so fluffy creatures, but esp love cats (& my black tuxedo gal in particular)
Generally jovial and charismatic, full of witty responses to match devilish grins. I can be a lil stoic & abrupt sometimes, but walls come down, layers to the onion expose quickly if you know your way around a woman & come comfy in your own skin
sortaNSFW photos here