I never thought I'd have to confess this, but here goes nothing: I never had sex with my step brother. I know, I know, it's probably hard to believe, especially since I'm a woman and all. But it's the truth. I swear.

I know what you're thinking. "How could you resist the temptation?" Well, the truth is, I'm just not attracted to him. I mean, don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy and all, but he's just not my type.

But it's not just that, now that I think about it, I don't even have a step brother. I'm an only child and always have been.

Sorry to disappoint but my life isn't some kind of twisted porn clip where I'm constantly surrounded by hot men who are related to me.

So, there you have it. My confession. Phew, it feels good to get that off my chest.