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Ever wondered what your bud was packin'?
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So when I was in High School I thought porn was bullshit and I wanted to know how I "stacked up" a very guy, I know. If you think about it though porn and pictures on the internet aren't a good representation, the locker room you have a lot of flaccid guys or shy boys... I needed raw data...

A plan was hatched I would invite a mate over for a sleep over, we typically slept in boxers and a tee which was perfect. This was back in the days before we all carried around the internet in our pockets and texting was as popular as it is today. Lets just say cell plans were still paid by the minute not the gig. So I would wait for the rest of my family to go to bed and me and my mate would sneak down to the family computer. I would pull up some mature videos that had zero nudity, just funny guy stuff. Then boom pull up a raunchy mfm threesome video which was not easy to come by for boys our age back then. Needless to say we were teenagers 16-17... things would arise and we would spend the first minute or two trying to push things back down or rub through the material before I would start act 3, 2?? I dunno lost my fuckin' place whatever one is next...

So I would whip out my cock and get a reaction like, "what the fuck dude..." to which I would reply with something like, "we've both got the same thing, or if you want to chafe against your boxers when we're both doing the same thing that's fine, just don't look over here..." Needless to say after a minute or so I would here a, "fuck it" and the plan worked like a charm. Tried the plan with most of my mates worked every time!

I kind of created monsters though because after that they expected to jerk off together every time they slept over after that, most were more excited than I was. Honestly I thought after the first time we'd probably stop but it was out of my hands. After a short while too they wanted the ruler out for the same reason I did... not to brag but I won, and they weren't dumb either because they figured out that I obviously wasn't jerking with just one bud and then they wanted to know who's cock was what size... typical dudes haha...

Never spoken about it since graduating, but the plan worked like a charm. Ohh and one time both of them slept over together one one so I figured we wouldn't... wrong again... they we're more excited than kids in a candy store for all three of us to jerk off together... Questions, comments, tell me I suck? All welcome.

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