To preface, this story is 100% true. I really hope the people involved in this story don’t find this because they know I use reddit (hence the alt account) but screw it.

I made some new friends last year, and we are all in college together at a party school. One guy in particular is relevant to this story, let’s call him “Dane”. The night we met, we literally pulled up our bdsm test results and discovered his freak matched my freak. The thing is, he’s bi but I thought he was mostly gay and while I do think he’s really good looking he’s not my usual type.

A couple weeks ago we went to the bars, and then went to an after party. We were all pretty drunk, 3 AM hit and pretty much everybody left. It was Dane, another guy we’ll call “Ryan”, and myself. Dane and I had been to this guy’s house for an after party previously, and afterwards Ryan had texted Dane joking about a foursome with me and my girl friend, which we laughed off.

I was tight on cash and couldn’t order a ride home, so I just decided to spend the night there on the couch and catch a ride home in the morning. Well, that’s not how things ended up progressing. Eventually, we all migrated to the bedroom and things escalated.

I can’t remember exactly how it started, but we all took turns making out. I won’t go into too much detail about the actual threesome, but let’s just say Ryan was in front of me and Dane was hitting it from the back. Ryan ended up getting whiskey dick (fair, it was like 5 AM) so after Dane tried giving Ryan head and that didn’t work either we all gave up and he gave us a ride home.

I just think it’s really funny. I don’t mean to jinx anything, but so far it hasn’t complicated our friendship at all. Dane was inside of me and we saw each other suck dick, but it’s not awkward at all or anything. We’ve hung out several times since and everything has been normal. I’ve read so many nightmare stories about threesomes wrecking relationships but thankfully for us it’s kind of turned into one of the best inside jokes ever.