Take a government job , they said. You will be serving your nation with honor they said.

“Doctor Dean, paging to room 12 ; Doctor Dean room 12”

I turned and headed towards room 12. “What is it this time ?” I asked as I put on my gloves. “Spider-Man discovered he has barbs on his penis after all” I couldn’t help but chuckle as I walked in to the scene before me. Peter Parker’s ass gaping from what I can only assume was a fun ride and his penis firmly lodged in Mary Jane’s traumatized ass. I walk around to the bedside so I can look them both in the eyes as I ask “what happened?”

Mary Jane looked queasy as Peter explained, “we decided to try an anal train , threesome with our buddy Bucky. Next thing I know, Mary is screaming in pain and there’s blood dripping everywhere. He left my ass and the barbs still didn’t go in.” He looked sheepish and horrified as he recounted his actions but Mary just whimpered in pain.

After giving an exam to them both. We decided the best course of action was to give Peter a sedative to hopefully calm down his system and call in GI for Mary. “Mary & Peter. Mary , we are going to give you something for the pain and to help relax you. Hopefully, GI will then be able to examine you and get a better idea of further treatment. Peter, we are going to calm down your system and put you to sleep”

As soon as the sedative went into affect , Peter’s barbs went in and he fell asleep. He caught him before he fell on Mary and moved him to another bed.

“Thank God , Never Again. Never again” Mary was heard saying as I closed the curtain to give her privacy while they worked on her.

The amazing spider-man is amazingly dangerous as well.