I (m27) did not really think squirting was that real of a thing, if anything, I didn’t really think about it at all.

Until a few months ago….

I downloaded tinder, as you do as a single man in his 20s, and started seeing what kind of people I could find. I like to think I have decent success on these apps, but this time I was craving something I don’t normally go for; milfs. I changed my age range to 35-55 and started swiping. About a week goes by with no matches and I was starting to think maybe I’m not what milfs are into. After all, I’m not that far from the lower limit of my age preference.

I’m in construction, and for those of you who may or may not know, it’s tiring. Long days on your feet at the minimum, hauling heavy material and holding it above your head at the maximum. It was one of those maximum days. I had notifications silent on my phone and didn’t even check tinder until I was about to take a shower. That’s when I got that juicy little dopamine from “you have a new match!” I clicked on her profile and (lets call her Amber) popped up. A cute 41 year old with red dyed hair cut somewhat short and fair skin. Not to mention her body… more on that later. She looked shy and weirdly a little modest. But jeans and baggy shirts couldn’t hide what was underneath.

My dick instantly started swelling up. I try to think of a good pickup line while I’m in the shower and couldn’t. It was weird having a boner in the shower but not beating it lol.

Anyways I settled on “I want to explore your mind and body. Are you free tonight?” (Cheesy I know.) I locked my phone and got ready as if she had responded already. She did.

“Be a sweetheart and pick us up a bottle of red wine. Text me (xxx-xxx-xxxx)”

What??? Is this a scam? Is this real? My dick was doing the thinking. Luckily I had an unopened bottle of Merlot.

I text the number and instantly she responds “(address) park at the bottom of the hill.”

Ok this is sketchy now. I take a couple shots of Jameson and sit on my couch. Man should I really do this? Tinder for me has always been wine and dine, then back to hers or mine. But never like this.

“New picture message:” pops up. I open and what I see instantly made me forget all survival instincts and rush to grab my keys. Amber was in a black bra. And nothing else. Laying on her couch. I rush over, it’s about a 20 minute drive.

I knock on her door, and wait on her porch wine bottle in hand and four condoms in my pocket. I hear kids laughing inside??? Wtf. I’m fucked this is a scam. As I’m turning around the door opens. Amber is standing there now with matching black panties on and grabs me by the shirt, pulls me inside and says

“You’ve made me wait long enough. Be a good boy and pull out that cock.”

Whether she knew I was hard already or not didn’t matter because it would’ve been by the time my jeans hit the floor.

“Wait, first hi, second I thought I heard kids?”

“The downstairs neighbors. I can’t have kids.”

Amber dropped to her knees and pulled out my throbbing cock. I think I already had precum dripping out. She forced it into her neck repeatedly, spitting and kissing my balls in between strokes. I noticed she had green eyes. Wow.

She seemed like she was into being the dom so I (switch) went with it. When I tried to grab the back of her head she would tighten her grasp around my wrist and pull it away, leading it to her tits.

I wanted to cum already.

I pulled my cock out of her mouth, dripping with her sweet saliva and smacked her with it. She “hated” that. She stood up, squeezed my balls, and led me like a dog on a leash to her room. She pushed me onto the bed and said

“If you touch me one more fucking time without my permission I will edge you until the morning and send you home without cumming.”

Woah.

“Yes ma’am.” Was all I could muster up.

She got up on top of me but didn’t put it in. Sliding my hard cock on her wet pussy lips and doing a circular motion with it on her engorged clit. She was clean shaven. She spit on my chest and rubbed it in with her hands while bent over biting my ear and moaning. Finally she sat back up and without missing a beat slid right on top of me. I could feel her stretching around me. She leaned forward again, hands on my chest, and started slowly riding me. I was going to explode and she must have sensed it after a few pumps.

“I tell you when to cum.” She slapped me in the face. She then turned around into reverse cowgirl and started slapping her ass with my cock. It was nearly the whole length of her tight little ass. Then she removed her bra with one hand and guided me back inside with the other. God this is my favorite position. I started to take some more control and started thrusting deeper inside of her. Now we were jack hammering away like we were in a race. We found each others rhythm and as I was about to tell her I was going to cum she hopped off of my cock and squirted all over it. The warmth running down my cock and draining down to my balls and slightly into my ass crack made me feel a way I have never felt.

“You like that? You like when I squirt all over your cock baby?”

“I need to cum. Get me back inside of you. Now.”

She must have been done with the dom play and actually obliged. She got back on, panties still to the side, and rode me in normal cowgirl. She put her fingers in my mouth and clenched up around my cock. Without even announcing I let out what must have been the most cum my body would physically produce at once. I normally cum for just three or four pumps but this felt like nine or ten. It was never ending and I didn’t want it too. As soon as the first pump of warm cum went inside she starting rubbing her clit. By the fifth or sixth she started squirting all over me, this time with it still inside.

We fucked until the sunrise, probably five or six rounds (a few with anal involved, possible PART 2.) and finished it off with a shower together. I didn’t sleep until I went home after the shower and called off work that morning lol. We never opened that bottle of merlot.