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After 15 year my wife JUST found out I have a big(ish) dick
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My wife and I have been together for 15 years. Before me she was only with 2 other guys and has stated before I'm the biggest she has ever had (but never like gushed about it, it just came up once a long time ago.)

So we were listening to a podcast today and the topic of penis size/measuring came up on it for whatever reason. They start talking about the average size of a penis, etc.

My wife's like "have you ever measured your dick?"

And I'm like "yeah a long long time ago."

And she's like "well how big is it? Like 5 or 6 inches?"

And (somewhat surprised by that comment) I'm like "well it's been a long time but I think somewhere between 7.5 and 8..."

She gasps and is like "no way, that's like really big.... like I knew it wasn't like small but I didn't know you were like BIG."

For context I'm not gigantic. Hard I'm like 7.7 inches or so. (She wanted to measure it after all the discussion.) And I'm tall so it doesn't look abnormal or anything.

I just found it quite funny after 15 years she knows I have a decent dick. She even looked up an article and in the article it said only about 1/100 dudes have a penis over 7 inches.

Btw I'm really not trying to brag and I don't think I'm huge, this was just very funny to me that after 15 years it took listening to a dumb podcast for my wife to realize I had a decent size dick.

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