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Surprisingly solid for your average guy. I'm in shape, a decent human, and can bake, but I'm not packing a foot-long salami in my shorts, nor am I 6'5" and ripped. That being said, I have had success here before and just wanted to prove that success can happen and that Reddit is not just a place full of creepy guys. There are some incredible girls out there.

Girl 1: We met at a Dunkin Donuts not too far from my apartment and I was practically shaking from the nerves. We talked for a bit and then headed to my place where she ran the show. She was the first girl that I had ever been with that requested a facial and after I was worried I drowned her, I was thrilled when she said that that was just what she needed. We hooked up a few more times, until I started dating someone. 10/10 - Had sex.

Girl 2: I met her at her apartment (don't recommend, be smarter. I totally could have been catfished or worse... Don't think with your lower brains). She was a few years older than me and wanted it rough, which is not really my forte. Did the best I could, but did learn that I am not a fan of toothy blowjobs. I know some might be, but I'm not one of them. 10/10 - Had sex.

Girl 3: Strictly a randomactofmuffdive. That's what it was and that's what it was ever going to be. Met in the lobby of her apartment complex (I learned) and then went upstairs. I went down on her for over an hour and then left. She came and I did not, but I left feeling accomplished, but like something was missing. Good experience, but I think the other half is important to me. Wouldn’t not do it again though. 10/10 - Had oral sex.

Girl 4: I wish she lived in Boston. She flies into Boston every so often for work and we always have a great time when she visits. I'm also thankful that she sends me videos and pictures every now and then, which do a pretty good job at making the time between get-togethers shorter. She says I fit her perfectly and hours later, I still feel like I'm being squeezed. And the blowjobs... 10/10 - Had sex and made a friend.

Girl 5: It had been a while and I love athletic girls. When I met this one, the stamina that I'm known for didn't quite hold up to its resume. DId we have a good time? Yes. Did I cum far quicker than I wanted to? Yes. Did she cum? Thankfully yes. I would have been so bummed out otherwise. Thank god for foreplay. 10/10 - Had sex.

Girl 6: You ever met someone that truly loved to suck dick? I hope so. This girl was an angel from Heaven and licked, sucked, and rubbed my dick for an hour and then did it all over again once I rebounded (and in between rounds of going down on her). She also tied me up, which was a wild experience. Never had that happen before, but also never came as hard as I did with her. We had plans to hang out again, but work got in the way and then I lost her snapchat after my phone decided to give up... Hope she is doing well and hope we run into each other again. 10/10 - Had oral sex.


All in all, incredible experiences with incredible women from Reddit. Granted, these encounters were over the course of a few years and there have been more than enough conversations that haven't led to anything, people trying to scam, and dudes in my chats (M4F means seeking female, not dudes. No offense, but it's just not what I'm looking for...).

Best of luck out there and if you have questions or are in Boston, let me know!

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