I would love to tell you, which church and where. But for now we’re celebrating our bodies and Jesus, our Lord and Savior Christ.

I am sorry if this is offensive to anybody here. But we’re pretty nondenominational place. And we believe we were giving bodies to safely enjoy them. And holy shit do we enjoy ourselves all over each other’s faces.

I’m sure if you found out which church we would only be put to great shame and the church would be condemned. But honestly, we don’t care. We are given this life and we want to suck and fuck and laugh until it’s all over.

I have no idea who’s on the other side. Whose mouth is on my cock. Who’s tongue is licking that sweet spot. Who soft dainty hands are slowly stroking me. Or who’s strong hand is the one who decided to truly jack me off. All I know is I can’t wait to go back.

Maybe we need a Wednesday night Bible study.