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I miss my old roommates
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It was a couple of years ago and we really havenā€™t spoken since so thereā€™s really no likelihood of a reconnect but:

A couple years ago my ex and I of 2-3 years broke up, I was living in her house so naturally Iā€™m the one who had to pack my bags. I settled the quickest ā€œnormal seeming ā€œ roommate situation that I could find. Move-in day came and I finally met 1/2 of the new Roomies. First was J. She has a super bubbly personality and is always down for anything but a bit ditzy. She was a couple years younger than me but I was fine with it. The other roommate was M, she was about 18-20, emo/country girl living in the city, pretty wise for her age but pretty secluded. J and M didnā€™t know Each other before this either so at least Iā€™m not the odd person out.

Anyway, a couple days go by and J invites us to go out for the night to drink/party at the couple bars around us and since M is under 21 she pregames with us but stays home. While J and I were out I we kept drinking and i couldnā€™t tell if she was subtly flirting with me or not so I just matched her energy or one upped her. Example: she would put her hand on my thigh to get my attention then Iā€™d put my arm around her, or if she made an us-kissing joke Iā€™d turn it slightly sexual. The night got away from us and I had the corny line to say ā€œyou coming home with me tonight?ā€ And apparently it worked enough to the point of her just coming into my room in her sleepwear and we just went right for it. Her and I were extremely compatible sexually, she knew everything to do without being told or asked. In the morning we did it again and really never talked about it but we kept hooking up randomly without notice. She would usually come to my room after she went out with her friends and just wanted to get railed.

The other roommate, M, was built like a goddess I swear. Idk if she knew what her body looked like but she could pull any guy she wanted. Now, I never thought she was dumb or anything but sometimes she would ask for help on the simplest of tasks. The first night we hooked up she asked for help on setting up her Netflix account so I happily obliged, whatever ya know. She apparently thought this was a great time to change into something more comfortable and wasnā€™t fazed by the idea of someone seeing her in a bra and underwear because she just quickly smiled, said thanks and I was on my way out. I started to get changed and ready for bed myself when she texted me (lol) that she wants to watch a scary movie but doesnā€™t want to be scared. I suggested a couple movies then she called me in and asked if I thought ā€œthis one was scary?ā€ and pointed at the screen. I told her I hadnā€™t seen it so she said ā€œperfect! Letā€™s watch it then!ā€ So I hopped in her bed and before the title scene even came on she put her hand on my leg, felt me up, started blowing me until she got on top.

M and I also kept hooking up but mostly because she was unbelievably hot. I donā€™t think the two roommates knew I was sleeping with both of them but Iā€™m glad it never turned into any sort of drama.

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