Barstool Lady

I was on my way back to Roswell to visit my parents over Thanksgiving break when I stopped in a small Texas town.

I was barely 21 so I had my id handy before I entered the bar. Wanted a beer before heading back to the motel and crashing. I had already pushed a 10 hour drive, and only had about two left, but I was exhausted.

I sat down at a small table and the waitress stopped by. Sure enough, even before I ordered she wanted to see my license.

When she was satisfied, I ordered a beer and waited.

There was a woman sitting at the edge of the bar. 50's maybe, but dressed like she was 17. Short skirt, halter top. You know what I mean.

She eyed me a few times, but I tried to ignore her.

The waitress brought my beer and I leaned back in the chair to enjoy myself.

The barstool Lady kept glancing over at me. She slid back on the stool and leaned heavily on the bar, exposing her ass. I kept looking away, but she was obviously a drunken train wreck, and I'd try and steal looks her way.

She caught me looking, winked and rubbed her ass. I couldn't help but watch. What I didn't expect was her to spread her ass cheeks. That's when I noticed she was taking shit right there while staring at me.

It was disgusting but mesmerizing. As I watch this huge turd drop from her ass and onto the floor.

She grabbed a couple napkins from the bar, wiped her ass and stumbled out of the bar, wagging her ass in my direction.

A part of my wanted to follow. But being a stranger Texas town, I took my time finishing my beer.