A Piss and a Smoke

Most of the afternoon had been really busy at work. I desperately needed to pee, but I also wanted a smoke. So I headed to the back of the store and propped open the door.

There was no one in the alley so I stepped behind the door, lit a cigarette and unzipped my pants. I pulled my dick out and let go.

I had barely started to piss when movement caught my eye. A woman had came around the corner of the building not ten feet from me.

We both froze a moment, then she darted back around the building. I figured that was that, and just as I was about to resume my piss, I saw her head peek around the corner.

I shoved my cock back into my pants just as she stepped back into the alley and waved at me. Which I thought was a bit odd.

I peeked back into the store to make sure no one was there, though I knew no one was. I'd have heard the doorbell.

As she stepped up to me she had this eager excitement about her that felt a little weird.

"Hey." She said "I'm so sorry I didn't mean to interrupt you."

"No, it's ok." I said having no idea where this was going.

She had a soft yellow sundress on that I knew would be see-thru in the right light. And the top couple buttons were open. Even without the blonde hair she could be described as a bubbly blonde.

"This is gonna sound weird..." She started, "I've never watched a guy pee, like, in person."

Yep it was weird. "Ok." I said.

"Can I... I mean, would it bother you if I watched you pee?"

This woman was seriously giving me the biggest puppy dog eyes I have ever seen. Not to mention it was the strangest request I've ever gotten. There was no way I could say no.

"I guess not." I said.

These three words brought the biggest smile to her face. A part of me felt like I was being punked. But she seemed so genuine and excited.

I took a quick look around, unzipped my pants, and fished him out again.

"Can I aim him?" She asked.

I moved my hands out of the way and she knelt down and took a gentle hold of my cock. This of course changed the situation drastically. I no longer had to pee. In fact my cock began to swell in her hand.

She tried pointing him down, but my cock just kept growing. It wasn't long before she was holding my rigid cock.

"No..." She said frowning, "Can't you make him go back down?"

I wasn't sure if she was serious or not.

"This is exactly what always happens, every time... I'll never get to see a guy pee." She was pouting.

"Sorry." I said. "He kind of has a mind of his own."

She slapped my penis playfully and waggled her finger at it. "Bad penis." She said.

She stood up and started to walk away. I was about to ask her to stop, but she flipped the back of her dress up, flashing me her bare ass and said, "Nope, not gonna happen."

And like that she was gone.