Over the years visiting people's houses , many a vibrator has fallen out from under a mattress or from moving a sofa ....I have got so used to it , I just make a joke of it , saying one day I'm going to write a book and I will add this to it , this often eases the embarrassment . Last week I had a mate with me to do a large bedroom in bristol uk, when we arrived at the house the lady was emptying the last small items from the room and we had to help move the bed and take the old carpet up .....we did this and she went to make a cuppa before heading off to work .....we put the new underlay down and carried the carpet upstairs into the bedroom , she had put 2 cups on the windowsill and off she went to work. We started to fit the carpet and got the side with a built in wardrobe .....she hadn't said whether she wanted it done or not, so my mate opened it , to see how much stuff was in there and on top the shoe boxes was an array of vibrators ......I said just empty it and we will fit the new carpet in there as we had enough , so he lines all the vibes up , all sizes , on the windowsill and for a laugh starts them all off ......were pissing ourselves laughing when the bedroom door opens and the ladies head pop round and starts to say " don't worry about the ward..." ......she seen them going and shot back out the door .......I'm going back next week to do another bedroom ......I can't wait to see her face again 🤣......will update if anything happens .