I sometimes used to have a shower on my lunch break at work, and last Friday was no different. My lunch break finishes at 2pm and I had a meeting with a client booked in for 2:05. Easy, right?

Wrong! The shower was cold (fixed now), the shampoo bottle split at the wrong end, and generally things took longer than expected. Just like this story is, so I’ll try and speed it along!

Anyway, after lunch, the phone rang and the meeting started. I was still wet from the shower and completely naked, only just making it back to my desk on time. But it was okay, because I’d set my Teams to start with the webcam off. 

Wrong again, bitch!

So there I was, with my headset on, standing in front of my desk with my tits and pussy on FULL display for three of my co-workers and four long term clients. For the first few seconds I didn’t even realize it was me, and I just stood there gawping, cringing that somebody else was sharing porn on their screen. Hot porn, but porn all the same.

When I recognised the pussy on screen (mine is very recognisable) I screamed and closed the laptop. I was mortified, sick, horrified. Words aren't enough lol. The fallout wasn’t too bad - my boss texted me and told me to take the rest of the afternoon off and make sure I was fully prepared for the next meeting.

The client put in a huge order that day (!!!), and even though the exhibitionist in me really enjoyed it, that’s the story of why I don’t take showers on my lunch anymore!