There was a morning radio show I listened to in the mornings. The host was a funny guy. He used to talk about picking up women at the bars. He said on the show, when you see a woman at the bar, just say "let's get out of here".

Not long after, I'm at the bar (i wss prob 34 at the time). It's packed. I'm standing a couple feet from the bar when this young woman (early 20's) walk by, looks up at me and glides her hand across my chest (it was crummy so she was very close to me while walking by).

I look down at her and I said "let's get out of here".

It fucking worked. She said ok, I took her hand, walked straight to my car (previous to this, I've never seen this person before in my life, total stranger)

I live about 10 minute drive from the bar. Got home, took her upstairs and that was the end of that.