I came up with this bananas idea that you could rent an Airbnb and it came with a daddy for your stay. Will it become something more? in case it’s not ABUNDANTLY CLEAR every character is over 25.

WANTED Straight/flexible male, 40’s, dadbod. Must be empathetic, a good listener, and a quick learner. Adaptability a must, along with excellent improvisational skill and memory. Not essential but being well endowed a bonus. Email [email protected]

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The front door slammed. “Hey sweetie, dinner’s at 7, ok?” “Ok DAD.” Came the terse reply of the 30 year old doing her best surly teen voice, followed by the slam of a bedroom door. Ted winced. “Doors!” He yelled pointlessly. When Molly slammed the cupboard yet again he’d had enough.

—— The front door opened. “Hey sweetie, dinner’s at 7, ok? “Ok daddy!” Came Angela’s sweet reply as she, an adult woman of at least 25, skipped happily to her bedroom, jingling from the sheer number of keychain cuties she had on her tiny backpack.

—— Lina had been waiting patiently in her room. On her knees, hands clasped behind her head. She had the physique of a athlete in her twenties (she was actually 32) and was fully naked, except for the thin black collar she wore around her neck. Ted walked quietly around her, while she continued to stare downward. He walked to the dresser and picked up the second largest dildo gag. It wasn’t impressively long, closer to its namesake of a ball, but it was decently thick. Lina’s lips stretched obscenely around it and her jaw was locked wide open. He gestured for her to stand up and touch her toes, which she did without complaint. (Not that she could complain if she wanted to.

—— The front door opened “Hey sweetie, dinner’s at 7, ok?” “…” Ted made a sound like a cough, glancing at the woman in the doorway with a raised eyebrow. “Yes daddy.” Lina locked eyes with Ted, who nodded. This was their code word. The agreed to ‘start’ of their agreement. Her signing her name on the x to their time together. Lina licked her lip, knowing she wouldn’t speak another word that weekend. She walked to her bedroom and undressed rapidly.

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“What the actual FUCK Molly?? Why can’t you close the fucking doors like a normal person? Ted slammed the fridge door to make a point, and Molly rolled her eyes at him. “WHATEVER.” Molly rolled her eyes, leaning on the counter and crossing her arms. “Who even cares what you think?” “That’s it young lady, I’m going to teach you some manners.” In a moment she was pressed facedown onto the counter, her arm twisted roughly behind her back, on her toes so her ass jutted obscenely out. Ted yanked down her skirt and underwear in one fluid motion and began his spanking.

——- “Honey, it’s time to brush your hair. How do you want it today?” “Two ponytails on either side of my head!” Ted gathered the woman into his lap and began brushing out her hair. He affectionately massaged her scalp, the back of her neck. Each pigtail was completed with a soft pink ribbon, and tied in a bow.

—— Ted studied the dossier of his latest client. A thirty two year old woman named Lee who wanted nothing more than to be good for her daddy in the filthiest ways.

Ted was good at his job. He knew he and Lee were going to have an excellent time when she came to visit in two weeks.