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One of the worst sexual experiences of my life
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Not all hookups are good ones. And not all the stories we share here need to be sexy and steamy (I'm hoping you all get a laugh out of this one)

This took place a few years ago, pre-covid times. I was on POF (this was back before they changed their style to be like all the other dating apps and you didn't need to match with anyone, you could message anyone on the app you wanted).

I received a message from a girl who had no pictures on her profile. I inquired about why she didn't have pics up (job safety or something) but she was happy to share pics with me. Now I'll be honest, I'm a shallow person. If I don't find someone to be physically attractive I will have no interest in pursuing anything sexual or romantic with them. And the pics this girl shared were very unappealing. I saw nothing physically attractive about this girl at all.

However, I decided that instead of being shallow I'll give this girl a chance. After all, she was able to hold a conversation and seemed pretty fun. So we kept chatting for a few days before deciding to go on a date. However, last minute we decided to ditch the date and just fuck.

I went to her place and we got right to business. I ate her out for as long as I could, but the smell of her pussy was so pungent that I couldn't stay down there for long without choking. As I said earlier I did not find her physically attractive in the slightest and as such, I was soft as fuck. I got her to give me head and began imagining every sexy girl I could think of. All that did was give me a semi.

I decided to get this over with and threw a condom on and started fucking her, closing my eyes and hoping the act and my imagination would work together. But nope, I knew who I was fucking and that kept me from ever getting fully hard, or even staying semi hard half the time.

Oddly enough she kept talking about how great I was and asking for me to cum for her (maybe she knew the sex was bad and wanted it over with too). Eventually I couldn't take it anymore and I pretended to cum, quickly pulling the condom off without showing her and tossing it in the trash.

We cuddled and chatted for awhile after and I quickly realised she was a little crazy (and not in a good way). I found an excuse to leave, she wanted a kiss goodbye and looked forward to meeting me again, she said she really had a good time. Either she was lying out her ass, or she has never had good sex. I mean, sure I bet my rhythm and quality was good, but a half soft cock can't really do much imo.

Anyway, eventually I told her I was not interested and never had to see her again. And the moral of this story? I will never lower my standards again nor try to fuck a girl I'm not attracted to.

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