So, I had my first time Wax today. I asked if my wife could join me in the room. They were cool with it. Went well, nice warm wax…🤤 and Fuuuuuuck! But really, what’s the fuss all about? And if you’re wondering if my little soldier stood at attention… he mostly behaved and only half-way stood up. I didn’t mind though because he had thoroughly retreated before that point, where in her mind, she might’ve questioned my manhood. Hey, I’m a grower not a shower. The wife saw him start to stand up at one point, but instead of trepidation, she said she was hoping the troops would advance! 🥴she looked at me, I looked at her…😍 FUUUUUUCK! All done finally. Wow! 😮 SO SMOOOOTH! The wife can’t wait till Sunday. But today the soldier will retreat to the rear. No, not that rear.