Hello.

I am sex obsessed and have to cum several times a day. I had a feeling things would calm down in my 40s- spoiler alert, no, they didn’t calm down and I’m still using as much cleanex as when I was 14.

I have seen a lot of ads recently about sex toys for penises. This is at once intriguing and scary- some of them look quite ‘mechanical’, and whilst a sudden penis-ectomy due to high speed failure would stop the whole ‘having to wank 5 times a day’ problem, I think it’d create some new issues.

So.

Your recommendations for safe, satisfying, quality toys for penises. I will buy at least one of the top recommendations and report back.

EDIT: I should have said (but didn’t think it necessary)- whether I masturbate too much isn’t the question at hand (lol).

EDIT 2: for the guys messaging me for the shortlist- power to you my fellow wankers.

So far: Fleshlight, and Tenga.