Weirdest Description of Your Bits Ever?

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So I (37MtF) had the awesomest weekend get away with my boyfriend (26M). It was our first time going on a trip and having multiple days of privacy together. So of course we fucked, a lot. On the way home we were talking about what we liked the most and how to make it even better next time. I don't know why, but I decided to ask him what it felt like inside me. He said that it felt like "a tube of softened, velvety butter with two strong rubber bands around the entrance." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Needless to say, I plan to be trolling him with this for a long time.

What's the weirdest way you have ever had a partner describe your bits?

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