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(18F) Masturbating in college--Roommate is always home
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Why do you think we're lesbians????

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Because we're not looking for that, and it would completely change our friendship.

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I think I'm the same way. I've felt attracted to girls, but way less than I do to guys.

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I may have bisexual tendencies, I don't know. But I'm interested in guys.

Hi sexxit!

So I just started my freshman year of college, and I am loving it. Unfortunately, I've run into the problem of me and my roommate sharing pretty much the exact same schedule. Unfortunately, this means that I don't exactly have any "me time" to take care of myself.

I haven't been able to get off in two weeks, and it's driving me nuts. So I'm open to suggestions on how to deal with my issue.

EDIT: Just to clarify, we have communal bathrooms at the end of the hallway, and I can't masturbate standing up so that's not possible unfortunately. She's also a very, very light sleeper and I'm sure a vibrator alone would wake her up.

EDIT 2: I'm open to maybe possibly talking to her IF I can come up with a way to do it that won't make our friendship weird.

EDIT 3: Apparently my text got deleted.

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Haha you're probably right. I need to talk to her about maybe doing homework in one of the labs and asking guys for help....

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That's a good idea, I may end up trying that.

EDIT: I did but she kinda didn't take the hint. She recommended her favorite study room in the library. In all fairness, we made a deal at the beginning of the semester that we would never kick the other out of the room, so she's not trying to be difficult.

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Haha no. We're both terrible with men, we went to all-girls' schooling so college is really our first time interacting with guys on a regular basis.

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I always need my phone for some porn, and at least a small vibrator, for at least 10 or 20 minutes. I'm a pretty loud orgasmer, so that makes stealth difficult.

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I don't have a car unfortunately. The bathrooms and practice rooms ideas are tempting, but (embarrassing) I'm kind of loud and I'm terrified of getting caught.

I'm still meeting people, so if I meet someone without a roommate I may ask them. What do I tell them though when they ask what I need to borrow it for?

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The thing is is we're both involved in clubs and groups, but they're the same clubs and groups so that can't help me.

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We have a communal shower at the end of the hallway, so I don't think I can do that without getting caught.

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It's not mandatory of course, but it really feels good and it's a huge release for me. My roommate and I both have the same schedule, so I can't wait for her to leave because I have to leave then too.

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