Showered early-evening last night. Tried yet another condom (one per week, in my quest to find a style that fits well) late-evening last night. Masturbated, finished, pulled it off, wiped up, peed, went to sleep.

Everything was fine today except the slimy feel of the lingering lube.

Showered early-evening tonight. Water doesn't touch this lube. Soap does but it seems to convert the merely-slimy lube into a horribly-waxy residue. (I'm using Ivory.) After getting out of the shower, I noticed a pretty unpleasant sting while peeing.

So I've just chugged a bunch of cranberry juice and that brings us to now. I have two theories:

A) Yippee, my first UTI! I know nothing about these -- would it have taken 20 hours to appear?

B) I just got soap in the tip and it'll be fine when I pee a bunch more. Here's hoping it's that.

Any advice there?

To the larger question: How the hell do I get my foreskin to feel normal again? I feel like I just fucked a vat of Armor-All or natto or something. Which sucks because the shape and fit of the rubber itself is darn near perfect. The lovely folks at Trojan don't include a moist-towelette of scum-b-gon, which they totally should. If they did, what would it be saturated with?

--------- UPDATE -------

It must've just been soap. No more burning. Phew.

But seriously, how long does this lube take to go away? I wouldn't ask for oral in this state, euuugh.