So I posted here a couple months back to ask if anyone had been to the Hedonism resort in Negril, Jamaica, and what my girlfriend and I could expect for our first trip there. A couple people commented that I should report back after the trip. We had a blast, so I wanted to use this post to describe our experience and promote a great place for fun, open sexual activity.

So, for those who don’t know, Hedonsim is an all-inclusive resort located in Negril, Jamaica. It is a nude resort, and is known for being a “swingers resort”. Basically anything goes sexually there. Voyeur? Exhibitionist? Got a public bondage fetish? Awesome, you’re at the right place for that and pretty much anything else!

My girlfriend and I spent a week there this past fall. I’ll go ahead and hit the juicy sexual highlights and then tell a little more about the resort itself, food, etc.

• First night there met another couple around our age that we hit it off with. Ended up soft swapping (oral, touching) with them numerous times over the course of the week.
• Had a Jacuzzi on the deck of our room that overlooked the nude beach. Got multiple blow jobs in the Jacuzzi while people walked by, some stopping to watch or offer kind words of encouragement. Also performed oral sex on my girlfriend on the deck with people watching, and had sex in the Jacuzzi numerous times.
• On several occasions watched my girlfriend play with her vibrator in public. (Seeing an exhibitionist trend here?) Sometimes on a lounge chair on the beach, sometimes by the pool. On one occasion a super cute European woman asked if I wanted a blow job while we watched my girlfriend. Of course I obliged. A second time another woman joined in with my girlfriend and took over the vibrator, performing oral on her while using it.
• Took turns performing oral on each other while floating on an air mattress in the ocean, while people watched from in the water and on the beach. Bonus exhibitionist points, the tour boat from the Sandals resort next door would come by once or twice a day so the prude vacationers there could point and go “OMG nekkid people!”. They happened to come by while my girlfriend was going down on me on the air mattress. Got a little more than they bargained for on that trip by!
• Watched my girlfriend and three other women take turns fingering and licking each other by the pool, in the middle of the day, while about 20-30 other people watched.
• Took the woman mentioned in the first bullet point back to our room for a threesome. After both girls gave me head, I had sex with my girlfriend from behind while she went down on the other woman. Then the two of them 69ed with the other woman on the bottom, while I penetrated her. Finished on the other woman and then watched my girlfriend lick it off.
• Got multiple blowjobs on the edge of the pool and community hot tub during the day while others watched. Also had sex with my girlfriend by the pool multiple times.

So, yea it was quite the wild week. But, if you’re not super wild, no worries. No one there is pushy about anything, and everyone is very polite and respectful. Not everyone there is swinging, and not everyone there is having sex in public, although we certainly weren’t the only ones. Some were just there to lay around naked on the beach and have a relaxing time

A common question is “What is the mix of people? Is it a lot of old wrinkly people?” Yes, there are some people there that you probably wouldn’t choose to see naked, but by and large everyone there is in pretty good shape and at least fairly attractive. And there is a small percentage of men and women there who most would judge as an 8 or above.

Ok, now for the more mundane details.

Rooms – The room that we had was outdated, but comfortable. The one negative was the air conditioner was rather loud. But, we would leave the AC on in the evening while we were out to get it really cold, then turn it off when we came back and it would stay cool in the room all night. While we were there renovation was taking place on some rooms, and you could walk through some of the finished rooms. They are a huge improvement over the old rooms, with very modern high end furnishings, a voyeur shower and many other amenities.

There are a few different room options. You can stay on the nude side or the non-nude (prude) side. Although I don’t think there were very many people on the prude side while we were there. You can choose a garden view room, an ocean view rooms, or an ocean front Jacuzzi room on the nude side. We splurged for the nude beach Jacuzzi room, and it was very much worth it. So awesome to wake up in the morning, slide the door open and walk out onto the beach for some fresh air on your naughty bits! And obviously having our own Jacuzzi and deck to play in/on was a huge plus.

Food – It’s all inclusive, with three meals per day in the main dining area. The food there is good to great, with a very wide range of dishes to sample. Fridays is lobster and sushi night! Other than the main dining hall there were two snack bars where you could get nachos, jerk chicken and so on. Not great food but good to munch on while drinking by the pool during the day.

Alcohol – Alcohol is also included in your trip price. The beer is all red stripe, the wine is decent, and they medium range liquor that they will use to make your drink on request. Well liquor is used if you don’t say anything.

Drugs – There is a guy with a boat who seems to have some arrangement with the resort to be the drug dealer there. He had good bud, and also coke. On request would go across the bay to pick up some molly. You can do drugs openly there and no one cares, although not many people do them in the open.

Staff – Amazing staff, always there with a friendly smile and a desire to help you in any way possible. This was a big plus, as I have been to other Jamaican resorts where some of the staff acted with a very surly, annoyed manner, which was very off-putting. There are performers working there who put on a show in the dining hall every night during dinner, and also run events at the pool during the day like baby oil wrestling and dance contests and such. They work their asses off 16 hours a day for days on end, but they seem to love it and really play a role in making the resort such a special place.

So, there it is! I’ll answer any questions anyone may have about the place, and I hope that this might inspire some other awesome people to go and have a wild and wonderful time there!