It's 2am, and I don't myself so horny I can't sleep .

Allow me to be melodramatic for a moment and then I'll fade away. I know someone is going to say use your hands, duh. But I've gotten to that point in life where I don't want to masturbate. The sexual energy I feel like would be wasted. Not to mention I have a lovely partner in bed but they're sleeping /sick courtesy of myself.

I was so bored and horny I even tried sticking a finger around the back, gonna have to do more research because I was too tight to make any headway and yes I have lube in the form of coconut oil.

Anyways that's all for now, let's see if I can get some sleep before waking up at 5 30 am. Ha