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So let me start by saying that from this day forward, I will never do butt-stuff again. I have lube for the rare occasions that Im really in the mood for butt-stuff. The lube is gel based and it drys very quickly, when its dry its gets real fuckin sticky...basically turns into glue.

So heres my situation: A few days ago I was really in the mood so i did my usual routine. After I was done I realized I used a bit more lube than usual. No big deal right? Well I havent been able to poop for a few days. I looked it up and its completely normal to have random episodes of constipation. So i just ignored it and figured ill poop eventually. Well today I noticed some discomfort in my lower back and stomach, which reminded me that I still havent pooped. I started worry that maybe my butt-stuff session may have something to do with this, and turns out it does. I havent pooped in 5 days, and 5 days ago is when I fucked myself. Worried, I figured I better see whats going on in there. Soon as I put my finger up my ass i realized the issue. There was still lube in there, clumped up. After getting as far in there as I could with my fingers I felt a clump the size of a marble. It was too far in for me to reach with fingers and I began to panic. "What it is that?! Is that a clump of lube?! A hemorrhoid?!" I was finally able to extract the fucker, it was a clump of poo and lube packed into a ball. Ive been sitting on the toilet pushing and pushing, and a few more poo/lube clumps have came out, the biggest being just smaller than a McDonalds chicken nugget. The fuck?! I must've been packing lube up my ass the whole time I was going down on myself?!! What the fuck?!

I dont know what to do. Im so worried. Can I take Laxatives? What if theres a blockage in there? What about a stool-softener? Suppository? Douche? I dont have health insurance to go see a doctor, so I really hope it doesnt come to that. I mean how in the fuck does one end up with dried lube stuck up their ass?

Yes, It a shitty situation...Yes, I really done fucked myself this time..