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My girlfriend is checking how much I cum because she thinks I watch porn. Isn't that crazy?
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She thinks I masturbate while she goes to work ( which yes I did a couple of times last week), she got suspicious because I didn't came 'as much' given that we hadn't had sex for 4 days. Last night I noticed she checked the condom to see how much there was in there.

I honestly burst out laughing when she brought this up because I thought it was crazy but she was dead serious. Whose behavior is worse? mine or her?

I honestly do like watching and have a wank a couple of times a week, it's not that I'm not satisfied with her, it's just that a like a quick one every now and then. Thought?

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