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Creative Ways to Force Your Outtie to Quit
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I'll start with the obvious ones, let's see if anyone can come up with something more creative.
- Bite your tongue really hard right before the end of every work day. Then...
- Bang your head against the wall, where your hair is, so no one can see the bruising, but hard and frequent enough that your outtie always has a headache when they get done work.
- Cut yourself where no one else will see. Like on your leg. Just enough to leave a scar.
- [1-3] Generally all the same idea. Gradually increase covert self-harm until your outtie realizes that your work self will eventually do something drastic and irreversible if you don't quit. If necessary, cut off a tip of one of your fingers.
Okay, not very creative, I know.
I can't think of anything else though. I was thinking maybe a USB drive with a text file on it, but I'm guessing the elevator is probably designed to detect those as well. Any more creative ideas?
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