Me: Both parties would pass 350 fence posts. That places the tree just between the 350th and 351st fence post dependent on ones direction. If the post were 8 feet apart the tree would be about 2804’ away, seeing people walk about 3.5 mph the trip would have taken about 9 minutes and 6 seconds. So really what sounds like a romantic adventure based on effort really wasn’t. Still hope he at least got a blowey out of it though.

Me: Even if you stretched the distance of the fence post to 10’ the trip would only have been 11 minutes and 23 seconds…. That effort still seems very reasonable even for some spit swapping and an over the shirt boob grope.

Brother: You’re still wrong.

Brother: If the halfway point is between the 350th and 351st fence post it’s equally the half way point between 349th and 350th fence post.

Brother: You are, however, right about the motivation. Any guy would walk all 700 fence post for the opportunity of a motor boat and some glug glug 3000 but you still have yet to determine the half way point.

Need a third party ruling.