The guys who installed some flooring in my house left me some extra pieces. These are thin pieces of finished wood -- maybe 2 or 3 inches wide and 5 feet long.

My kinky brain was looking them the other day and I had this weird thought I wanted to run by you.

I was thinking about drilling a small hole near each end -- say, as big around as a coin. One one side of each hole, I'd put a small block of ice . I would freeze a hook or loop of rope in the ice and feed it through the holes.

I could lock anything I wanted to the rope/hook -- handcuffs, padlocks, etc. -- and lock my wrists to that. Since the ice would be too thick to slide through the hole, I'd be stuck there until the ice melted enough to release me.

I'd have a 2nd release method -- probably a timed lock -- but it would force whatever I tied to it to be pretty secure for a while. I was thinking of doing 2 planks, one for my arms and one on my ankles. The one on my arms would be probably behind my neck or maybe secured above my head or to pole in my basement.

I'd add some other things. Was thinking about some kind of vibe or something to stay stimulated. Or maybe some kind of mild predicament.

I think it would be easy to do. And I can't think of any major issues with it.

But what do you think? Too dangerous? too easy to escape? Am I missing anything?

thanks for your feedback