I'll start off by saying that I enjoy starting my mornings off with news articles about idiots who die from snake oil COVID "cures." To me, that's a selfish jerk who is occupying a hospital bed from someone who needs it. I've had two loved ones in my life require immediate medical attention. One had health issues that stemmed from their cancer and the other was involved in a car crash. If either loved one was forced to wait for a hospital bed, they would've been dead. That's not a guess, it's a fact based on how quickly they each deteriorated from their ailments until receiving medical attention. Also, it's a bad sign when the emergency nurses look your loved one over and first ask if you want to make them comfortable for passing away and then follow up questioning if "You're certain you want a resuscitate order in place?"

Let me offer a nice FUCK YOU to any anti-vaxxer or COVID denier reading this post. You're scum. Are you proud of the blood you're constantly shitting from the horse medicine? Can you feel the cancer forming in your body as you drink Round up? How about that burning sensation you feel as the bleach travels down your esophagus? Are these all preferable side effects to the vaccine? I'm sure your shitty Facebook soccer mom group has thoroughly researched these alternative medicines enough that should you get sick, there will be no need to go to the hospital. So don't go. Own your shit and if you're close to death from your bad decisions, own that too. Just die. Don't take a bed from someone who has zero choice on their sickness!

Also, the alternative medicines you take to cure your COVID need to be taken with a hot load of cum. This is for maximum efficiency. Don't worry about the research to this theory. It's been proven by top people from their armchairs at home. If you're willing to put bleach, horse meds, and round up in your mouth, then I see no reason why my cock shouldn't be the first in there. Makes perfect sense, right? So there you have it. Sucking my cock and swallowing the full load will help you out. It was featured on the show, Dr. Wareheim. That should be all the proof you scumbags need.