My girlfriend and I are looking for a very specific type of third to join us in and out of the bedroom. Please: 1) read the entire message, and 2) don't instant message me, send a thoughtful response using the mail feature. I won't respond to IM requests. That comes later, and using something like Kik or Whatsapp so we can group chat.

What we're looking for is: 1) a bi or heteroflexible Caucasian male (or couple if your partner wants to just watch, at least at first). If you're absolutely straight, this is not for you. 2) DP and possibly DVP, depending on your size. 3) clean-shaven, a little scruff is ok. 4) outdoorsy, likes to hike, camp, paddle board, or kayak. 5) someone who has time to hang out, grab a drink, and just chill watching TV or whatever. 6) someone between the ages of 35-55. 7) non-smoker, non-drug user, and this includes 420 or anything else considered legal or not. 8) recent STI screening

What we are NOT looking for: 1) a bull, a dom, a daddy, etc. This is about all three of us hanging out and having fun together. Not humiliation, not a hotwife kink. This is more of a throuple dynamic. 2) no beards. If your facial hair is more than a quarter inch off your face, it's too long for us. 3) no drugs of any kind.

So if you've gotten this far, here's our ideal scenario: before we meet, we'll have some group chats via Kik or Whatsapp. We'll get to know you a bit virtually first. Once we're comfortable, we both will meet you at a bar near my house in north Seattle, close to the university district. We'll have a drink, chat, and if the vibe is right, we may invite you back to my place.

She likes having two guys at the same time. We've done this before, and we like to explore. Be open to trying new things. If you're bi-curious and want a helping hand to guide you to your first oral experience, or to frot, this is probably right up your alley. I could see if you want a JO bud who has a woman there to lend a helping hand also working out, if that's your thing.

She's a little bi-curious too, so if you're partnered with a woman, we may expand into some group fun down the line. Or even early on if she enjoys just watching, but that is not a guarantee.

I'd like it if you're smooth and short, but not a deal breaker at all. Just something I like. I'm 5'7", 160, not a gym rat, and a normal looking dad you'd see around town. She's about 5'5" and petite with long, thick hair, and cute.

If you've gotten this far, send me an email via the reddit app. I know, it doesn't work on your phone for some of you. That means you'll have to use a computer with a normal web browser. We'll definitely get along if you have the technical prowess to figure that out. Tell me something about yourself, and why we should pick you. Don't just say "'sup?" Bonus points for good spelling and grammar. Cheers!